Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
