Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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