Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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