Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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