I wanna passion pit in your ass
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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