she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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