yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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