So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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