1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I cut my penus on the lid.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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