So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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