when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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