everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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