Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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