so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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