Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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