Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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