her vagine was all disorganized.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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