4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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