i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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