He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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