Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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