end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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