she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Let's get the cat blown out
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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