I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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