she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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