with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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