its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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