The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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