He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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