What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Randomize
