I think my vagina is haunted
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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