They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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