I seem to have left my pride at pride
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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