Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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