Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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