I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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