Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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