that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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