you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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