I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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