omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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