So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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