Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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