Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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