areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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