I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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