I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
honey bunches of taint.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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