at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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