but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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