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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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