would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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