It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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