Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
