Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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